So there I was, browsin away on the interbutts, with the fever of the century raging in my body. I was just done sweating through my second t-shirt for the day. I was thinking to myself “I am too exhausted to play a game, and sleeping is too boring. There’s nothing good on tv… Let’s read up on Age of Conan”. Said and Done. Ageofconan.com. First thing that happens is that I’m asked to state my birth-date, and I’m a bit woozy from the fever. I accidentaly typed “03 - feb - 94″.. instead of “84″ obviously. And Conan just tells me to fuck off. I try to reload the page, and I try to close the browser, but no. I’m still not welcome. What is up with that?

I find this offensive.