The Future of the Wooorld!1!
- Written by Barger
- August 31st, 2007 at 00:55
- 16 comments
- Capcom, Games, Grrls, Information, Rubbish, pokemans
So i know some of us had this discussion a month ago or so . But i would like on the record, official and thorough statements of the following:
When your missus pushes a miniature version of you into this world, what game-related name will you give it?
I think i’ll stick with “Mega Man” or maybe “PsyDuck”. Your thoughts plz
16 comments on "The Future of the Wooorld!1!"
Henke writes
Are you talking about if we actually would be allowed to give them a game-related name or just nicknames?
Bobby writes
You’re not thinking of.. you know.. having a little Barger Jr are you? Cause you know how super embarrasing that would be.. like.. everybody will know that you two have been.. you know.. doing.. IT!
Can’t think of any nicknames though.. maybe “Ganon”… or “Kirby”.
Barger writes
I’m talking actual names people! as in “Mega Man Hedberg-Olsson”
Oh bob haven’t you any of the learnings? The stork brings teh babies! no horizontal mambo going on, no bumping ugly, no nothing!
Ganon the community aproves, Kirby on the other hand. Now that kid will get beat son!
MacTwiste writes
I’m thinking Goomba, even though I hate everything that’s Mario. Goomba is simple yet mildly degrading. Perfect.
Brumak is also an option, but only if his looks support it.
Mr AFK writes
hmm…this is a hard cracker…I’d go for M. Bison, it’s got that semi-gei-futuristic-fascistic feel to it.
“want me to fist you, mi love?”
Johnny Roecker writes
may the president of the US of A forbid you barger to bring offspring to this world!
but if you somehow manage i’ll go for bowser. why? because bowser is rather comtemporary wearing spikes, uses hair dye and behaves overall emo.
Barger writes
What the hell!? What’s wrong with my genes that should prevent me from offspring!?
My genes fucking rock u ass-dildo!
The Mad Hatter writes
How about GordonFreeman Hedberg Olsson?
I like double-names.
Barger writes
HEY! Name your own damn children. And speaking of, how’s that wife-quest treating you!?
Mr AFK writes
Hmm it has a certain ring to it actually, Gordon-Freeman Hedberg-Olsson. Good one, Hatter!
The Mad Hatter writes
Suck my spicy old weener Barger.
The Mad Hatter writes
Besides, I’m not quite sure we appreciate your talk about using women for procreation (It’s a very uncomfortable thought), they’re supposed to be used for recreation and nothing else.
Henke writes
Jak & Daxter Hedberg Olsson
The Mad Hatter writes
Hohoh.. That one was good!
The Mad Hatter writes
But what the hell.. why not take it a step further?
The Last Ninja 2: Back with a vengeance Hedberg-Olsson
Barger writes
Mommy! The interwebbs are making a mockery of me, tell it to stop
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