Ah Johnny the Röcker! what an all-round saint!

Today Johnny parted with his Xbox-360 when a hobo locking douche came through the door reeking of fail and possibly manure. Alas thought Johnny this poor chap needs saving, so paying no mind to his own health and well-being he gave the quite disturbed young man his most beloved worldly possession.

With mixed feelings Johnny saw the scalawag scuttle back into the alley from where he had crawled out from with the jewel of his eye. Still it warmed his heart to see the shimmer of joy and hope of the worn out shell of a man, now with some confidence in his gait.

One can only hope that the powers that be will grant Johnny eternal pleasures and wellness, for he is truly one of the gods finest specimen. Good show sir, a good show indeed!