Glory glory Hole united
Now, first off, I’m pissed off. Secondly, ManU won some sort of “victory” due to a faulty lawn bought from slovenian swindler. Thre pressure was on ManU the whole time after their 1-0 goal and they had no chance compared to Chelsea’s chances. A lot of ManU’s strikes where shot straight into the arms of Čech. The one real chance they ahd was a great pass to Tevez who missed his one opportunity (furthermore he looks a lot like Fernando Alonso with a neck larger than his own head). The rest was Chelsea’s. Chelsea’s total team avarage score (according to CL judges) was 6.1 vs ManU’s 6.05 . The best player (according to CL judges) was Chelsea’s Lampard with a score of 7,6 and no one in ManU was even close to that result. Their best player was Edwin van der Saar, the goalie which is not so odd since he had to work his ass off.
Chelsea should have won, ManU has only the slovenian swindler to thank for their “victory”.

7 comments on "Glory glory Hole united"
Barger writes
Much as expected the game was crap! Ultra crap United vs Super crap footbol club with Russian economix sughar dad, so no surprise there. The only highlight of the match is when Portuguese as-hat “Douche von CryBaby” missed his penalty kick, this writer cheered! But hey it was only for the title, no biggie.
Dawg you must agree, it’s hard work for all our friends who support those reds.
Mr AFK writes
I can’t understand this fixation of yours about the owner of chelsea? He’s russian, yes. He’s got a lot of money, yes. But all of the other teams in the top (in england at least) got owners from other places, for example the USA (where they think its called soccer!?) and lots of money. I mean baby jesus please. But it was certainly a glorius moment when the ronaldo missed that shot.
johan writes
First of all, good review. But why dislike Ronaldo? IMO is Ronaldo a top notch striker making the premiership worth watching. I mean, he represent Manchester Useless, still I like the guy. Nothing gayish though.
Barger writes
Ronaldo trips over his own shadow and takes a mindblowing amount of dives, also isn’t he a midfielder? ehm plz to be European Championship soon k thnx bai
johnny writes
jävla besserwisser
Barger writes
’scusi ’scusi
LiquidSquid writes
sports are fun
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