My 4 month gym binge
…started this sunday (June 1st)
And just to level with everybody, here’s the story. I found a sweet ass-homepage (remember to move the hyphen one word to the right for lulz) with instructions for how to get sweet ass-abs in just 4 months (www.iwantsixpackabs.com). And the best part was, that it’s FREE!!! Click here NOW!! FREE!! No Visa Card Required!!! FREE!! FREE!! Join our maillist!! FREE!! You get the picture.
So I though to myself: “I need to get in shape, and this sweet ass-site claims that it can help me, free of charge.”
I made a pact with myself. I’ll join this maillist to get access to the sites video journals, routines, diets and techniques to get a six pack in 4 months. And if it is indeed absolutely free, I’ll do it. I’ll go for it, 100%.
And it fucking was…
So now I have to embaress myself for 4 months. 4 months. 3 of which are in the middle of the summer. And since this gymming binge has a start and an end, what could possibly be better than to blog about it on BT. I’ll post pictures every now and then, and try to keep you updated with how my sweet ass-muscles grow. I have a picture of me just seconds before starting on training session 1, I’ll post it tomorrow or something.

5 comments on "My 4 month gym binge"
johnny writes
Sweet! I would join happily join you if the requirements would be of a more human nature.
No beer (fail)
No snus (fail)
No sugar (fail)
No fat (fail)
Excercises (fail)
No good, no go, sorry. But good luck!
Barger writes
DOWANT ABS ON ASS!
LiquidSquid writes
I can do without all that except the snus and öl… still… those get muscular fast-schemes are just like get money fast-schemes…
I’m gonna buy an Abtronic!
Barger writes
Abtronic, optimus prime’s bastard son
johni writes
Actually the program is valid. I’ve checked with a few trainoholics and even a personal trainer. It is possible indeed, but not more than that. If you want abs in 16 weeks, you will cry.
But yeaaaa…. we all know the story by now. Go on, point and laugh. I won’t come up with something stupid like this again.
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