Bioshock by numbers

I have played through Bioshock two times now, and for those of you that remember, a long long time ago on another blog I promised to review it when it was released, whenever that would be. So without further ado, here’s what I think of Bioshock.

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Back on the block… bitches

So Ive been depraved of the Inturwebs for (what feels like an eternity but is) almost a week now and man am I starved! (more…)


System(spec)Shock

The system specs for Bioshock was announced. Just skip reading the Minimum Requirements since we all know those are BLATANT LIES AND SPECULATION.

Minimum System Requirements:
CPU: Pentium 4 2.4GHz Single Core processor
System RAM: 1GB
Video Card: Direct X 9.0c compliant video card with 128MB RAM (NVIDIA 6600 or better/ATI X1300 or better, excluding ATI X1550).
Sound Card: 100% direct X 9.0c compatible sound card
Hard disk space: 8GB free space

Recommended System Requirements:
CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo processor
System RAM: 2GB
Video card:
DX9: Direct X 9.0c compliant video card with 512MB RAM (NVIDIA GeForce 7900 GT or better)
DX10: NVIDIA GeForce 8600 or better
Sound Card: Sound Blaster® X-Fi™ series (Optimized for use with Creative Labs EAX ADVANCED HD 4.0 or EAX ADVANCED HD 5.0 compatible sound cards)

I was like WTF Stop saying things!? It must be all that water… Ken Levine says they got an advanced water engine, and he wouldn’t lie.