Rambo IV was about the awesomest movie of the year. Three B-words will describe the USPs of this movie: Blood, Bullets, Burmanians. If you haven’t seen it yet you better do so ASAP. I honestly did not think it could be this great, not even Hento’s standing ovations made me believe this. Well, I took it under consideration last night and saw it today. The movie features Dexter’s girlfriend, the awesome General, of course Rambo himself and some sniper-guy which wasn’t all that gay (something all sniper-dip-shits usually are). The one main reason this movie will NOT recieve a full 5 Stalones is because it lacks a half hour of MOAR!See the movie!

Thank you gentlemen and gentle women for a most glorious weekend. As the perpetual bliss settles and morphs into a state of throat-ache-monster-fever depression light one truly learns to appreciates ones near and dear. A big shout-out to Mr. Afk’s sisters for inviting this old lurking douche bag, and for letting him feast (eyes only of course) on the fairer sex. And congratz again PK, the community approves of your shenanigans! And as the mundane everyday activities cloud my mood I take hope in the fact that some of you heroes will return in but a month! Which is awesome

The rest of this day will be spent on the sofa with tea and my shows, curing my ailments. Oh and I hope to see you guys on Live so it plaez can be CoD4 tiem nao k thnx by.

If you missed it on Kotaku, here is a fine remix of that ass-hatt Akon’s “Put the blame on me”

Uncanny accuracy I must say, suppose it’s one of the reasons that the new-post-count is low too.

I give you: Awesome geek humor of the major win! U mast lol!

and also:

Ah Johnny the Röcker! what an all-round saint!

Today Johnny parted with his Xbox-360 when a hobo locking douche came through the door reeking of fail and possibly manure. (more…)