The Future of the Wooorld!1!

So i know some of us had this discussion a month ago or so . But i would like on the record, official and thorough statements of the following:

When your missus pushes a miniature version of you into this world, what game-related name will you give it?

I think i’ll stick with “Mega Man” or maybe “PsyDuck”. Your thoughts plz

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Pokemans to beat the crap out of Mario come this December!!

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It finally happened! Nintendo made me happy, this is something that I thought deserved a post. You will be able to play as “Pokeman Trainer” (Come on it’s clearly Ash!) in the new Smash Brothers! Oh man oh man oh man… this game just jumped to the top of my must buy-list this winter! The whole concept of you battling with your pokemans sounds really neat as well, instead of partaking in the brawl directly you’ll be controlling 3 different trained killers with Ash standing by the sidelines, hopefully shouting things like “CHARIZARD I CHOSE YOU!” when it switches in!!
Great move Nintendo, now please also include the skydiver from Pilotwings in the line-up and you’ll have one hell of a game!


Yvan eht Nioj

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FUCK YEAH SEAKING! (double action mind you!)

Oh and if you haven’t seen it I give you the News! FOX-style


Rocker Evolved

Johnny the Old

Type: Dinner man

Evolves from: Johnny Rocker

Height: 175 cm

Species: Any Swedish man


Quest: “I don’t care I don’t got facial hair”-mustach battle

I know, I know, I don’t have the full-feathered facial hair to succeed, perhaps. I know for a fact, even though the complete Bombtruck team averages an age of 24-25, most of us lack the full potential of creating a mustache (the exception being Starbreaker and Barger). (more…)


WUuT?! See mi pokemans!

I ARe WANT avalanche studios…. :C
Avalanche, mah latest pokemans!


DeVolved?

behold my final form!

Papa Leech

Type: internets

Evolves from: leech

Height: king-size

Species: Annelid, Internetophagic (from the Greek words, “internetein”, internets, and “phagein”, eat)


EVILution

Naturally I will evolve to become one of the old gods, sooner or later…

Cthulhu

Type: COSMIC

Evolves from: Liquid Squid

Height: Unfathomable

Species: Old God, Cthulhu

I believe this would be my final form.


My evolved form

My evolved form

Type: Alcohol

Evolves from: Storkungen

Height: 1.5m - 2.0m

Species: Paradis-Oskar

In the picture, the Paradis-Oskar is set upon by his natural enemies, 2 Länsman


Let me show them to you!

So I’m thinking final form. Mine is this:

Type: Ground

Evolves from: Barger

Height: 5-10 meters

Species: Rancor, siebonal

So what’s your final form!?

Please feel free to add a comment describing it, or better yet show it to us!